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Poster Kematian

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Cara kreatif orang pejabat mengulat

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Husband of the Year

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Adik Beradik Chucky Child's Play

Chucky a.k.a abang long.





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Contoh Karangan Surat Cinta versi English


Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)

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Sambungan movie 'Snake on the Plane'


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Cruel Intention

In a large multinational company ..............

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement.

The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement:

"Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees. So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.

The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff.

Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best...

Please move back in & try your luck".

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Puisi untuk si isteri dari si suami

Isteriku ,
jika engkau bumi,
akulah matahari.
Aku akan menyinari mu kerana engkau mengharapkan sinaran dari ku..
Ingatlah bahtera yg kita kayuh, begitu penuh riak gelombang.
Aku pasti akan tetap menyinari bumi, hingga kadang-kadang bumi terasa akan silauan ku.
Lantas aku ingat satu hal bahawa Tuhan mencipta bukan hanya bumi,
malah ada planet lain yang juga mengharapkan sinaranku.

Relakanlah aku menyinari planet lain,
menyampaikan faedah adanya aku,
kerana sudah takdir Illahi sinaranku diperlukan diplanet

*** Balasan Puisi sang isteri***

andai kau memang mentari,
sang surya yang memberi cahaya,
aku merelakan engkau berikan sinaranmu kepada segala planet yang
telah TUHAN ciptakan kerana mereka juga seperti aku perlukan cahayamu

akupun juga tidak akan merasa kekurangan dengan sinaran mu...

Bila kau hanya sejengkal lilin yang berkekuatan 5 watt sahaja,
jangan lah bermimpi untuk menyinari planet lain!!!
Kerana bilik tidur kita yang kecil pun belum sanggup kau terangi.
Lihatlah diri mu pada cermin kaca di sudut kamar kita,
di tengah remang-remang pancaran cahaya mu yang telah aku mengerti...
Cuba lihat siapa dirimu...
MATAHARI atau lilin ?
atau jangan-jangan

cuma mancis saja!!!!!

please lah....!!!

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Magic Papercuts


Ehsan: che ayu

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