Bedtime Story 3:

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

"We'll consider the nanny as the Working Class," he went on. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

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So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit."

Bedtime story 2: 3 Little Pigs

My friend loves to read his young son fairy tales at night. Having a good sense of humor he often ad-libs parts of the stories, just for a bit of fun.

One day his son was sitting in first grade class as the teacher was reading out the story of the "3 Little Pigs".

As she came to the part of the story where the first Pig has to acquire some building materials for his home, she said: "And so the little pig went up to the man with a wheel barrow full of straw and said to him 'Pardon me kind sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?'"

The teacher then asked the class, "And so what do you think the man said to the little piggy?"

My friend's son immediately raised his hand and exclaimed, "I know! I know! -- 'Holy Smokes! A talking Pig!'"

Apparently the teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Bedtime Story 1: Dead Goldfish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?""My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."