1.Rata-rata wanita tidur lebih lama 1 jam daripada lelaki pada waktu malam.
2. Sperma laki-laki yang menentukan jenis kelamin bayi.
3. Bayi perempuan cenderung lebih cepat berjalan dan berbicara, bayi laki-laki 2 bulan lebih lambat.
4. Lebih banyak kehamilan dan kelahiran dengan komplikasi saat mengandung bayi laki-laki daripada bayi perempuan.
5. Wanita mempunyai sel darah 1 juta lebih sedikit daripada laki-laki dan rata-rata berat otak laki-laki + 1,4 Kg, wanita kurang dariitu.
6. Pergantian kelamin lebih banyak dilakukan lelaki.
7. Basikal laki-laki mempunyai setang/palang di tengah basikal.
8. Wanita sangat menimbang-nimbang masalah dan perubahan sehari-hari
( misal : penggunaan alat baru ).
9. Pada tulang punggung manusia, wanita lebih lebar dan besar,mengikuti perkembangan tulang panggul untuk proses persalinan. Lebihbanyak timbunan lemak pada punggong, Laki-laki lebih banyak timbunan lemak pada perut.
10. Wanita kurang mampu menahan dingin disebabkan permukaan kulit yang lebih besar, sehingga lebih suka pada suhu ruang yang lebih hangat.
11. Laki-laki lebih suka bicara langsung sesuai tujuannya, sementara pembicaraan wanita terputus-putus dengan keraguan dan perasaan. Disebabkan serabut penghubung antara belahan otak kanan ( intuisi )dan kiri ( logika ) lebih sedikit pada wanita. Sehingga ekspresi perasaan lebih mudah terjadi pada wanita.
12. Wanita lebih baik indra penciumannya disebabkan tingginya hormon estrogen yang diketahui sebagai aktivator reseptor penciuman.
13. Wanita mempunyai 75 % lebih banyak kelenjar keringat/peluh (yang menghasilkan bau badan ) daripada laki-laki.
14. Kemampuan indra lelaki untuk mengecap rasa masam, manis dan masin lebih rendah pada wanita.
15. Hubungan yang rapat/intim diluar pernikahan, laki-laki dua kali lebih banyak.
16. Lebih dari dua kali pada wanita cenderung homoseksual pada usia 45 tahun daripada laki-laki.
17. Pada saat usia tua wanita mengalami kerontokan rambut, pada usia yang sama sebagian besar laki-laki mengalami kebotakan. Kebotakan disebabkan produksi berlebihan dari hormon androgen ( hormon laki-laki ).
18. Mata laki-laki rata-rata lebih besar daripada wanita, mata wanita lebih banyak bahagian yang berwarna putih.
19. Lebih banyak wanita menggunakan kacamata dan lensa kontak,antara usia 16 - 44 tahun.
20. Secara umum hidung laki-laki lebih besar daripada wanita. Sedangkan wanita rata-rata mempunyai bibir lebih besar dibanding laki-laki.
21. Rata-rata pendengaran laki-laki menurun sekitar usia 32, wanita usia 37.
22. Lebih banyak wanita dapat bernyanyi tanpa suara sumbang dibanding laki-laki. Pita suara laki-laki lebih panjang dan saluran napasnya 30 % lebih besar.
23. Bagi Lelaki, jika berkomunikasi dengan sesama jenis saling berjauhan dengan ada ruang antara diantara mereka dan bereaksi negatif jika seseorang masuk di antara ruang jarak pembicaraan. Laki-laki lebih mudah tertekan pada kerumunan yang membatasi ruang geraknya.
24. Berpapasan dengan wanita pada jalanan ramai, laki-laki menghadapkan tubuhnya menghadap wanita yang dilewatinya. Wanita cenderung membalikkan badan, sering secara tidak sadar menempatkan tangan di depan badannya untuk melindungi dada.
25. Wanita memproduk dua juta sel telur selama hidupnya mulai usia 4 bulan ketika masih dikandung, laki-laki terus memproduksi sperma hingga usia tua.
26. Kekuatan meramas tangan laki-laki dua kali lebih kuat daripada wanita.
27. Kira-kira 48 % laki-laki mendengkur ketika tidur, hanya 22 % pada wanita.
28. Wanita rata-rata 153 detik berada di toilet, laki-laki 113 detik.
29. Hubungan keluarga yang baik meninggikan kualiti hidup: 62 % wanita, 49 % lelaki.
30. Satu berbanding empat, wanita dibanding laki-laki yang berbicara gagap.
31. 30 % wanita secara sexual lebih aktif pada saat bulan purnama.
32. Lebih banyak wanita menggunakan cincin kawin.
33. Ketika terjadi ketidak-sesuaian/tidak bertegur-sapa antara sesama jenis, laki-laki langsung menemui, wanita menjauhi.
34. Rata-rata laki-laki membaca lebih lama daripada wanita, tetapi lebih banyak dua kali wanita yang membaca daripada laki-laki.
35. Lebih dari dua kali ganda wanita yang hidup sendiri dibanding laki-laki setelah usia 65 tahun.
36. Memilih warna Merah atau Biru: Lelaki lebih banyak memilih merah, wanita warna biru.
37. Semua rekod Olimpik untuk kecepatan berenang, lari, lompat tinggi, lompat jauh dipegang atlet laki-laki.
38. Wanita lebih banyak menggunakan kataganti diri "Saya" dibanding laki-laki.
39. Laki-laki lebih baik dalam membaca peta dan dalam keahlian ukur ruang. Laki-laki cenderung lebih mudah melakukan dua pekerjaan (abstrak dan logika ) pada waktu bersamaan.
40. Dalam 99 % pereputan tulang terjadi pada wanita setelah menopause, setelah hormon estrogen menurun. Tetapi wanita lebih sedikit mengalami pengerasan pembuluh darah, karena estrogen menjaga pembuluh darah lebih lentur dan menolong mencegah naiknya
kholestrerol.
41. Penelitian di Amerika, wanita menggunakan waktu hampir dua kali lebih banyak untuk berbelanja dibanding lelaki.
42. Perkawinan yang memuaskan lebih banyak terjadi pada lelaki dengan usia lebih tua, dibanding pada wanita pada usia sama.
43. Lebih banyak wanita yang menyatakan dirinya sakit kronik daripada lelaki.
44. Penelitan di Australia, tiga kali ganda laki-laki dibanding wanita yang meninggal karena kanker paru-paru dan penyakit jantung.
45. Tetapi 2446 wanita berbanding 16 lelaki yang meninggal karena kanser payudara pada tahun 1990.
46. Dalam status perkawinan, lelaki meningkatkan usia harapan hidup. Tetapi bagi wanita pula, usia harapan hidup lebih tinggi jika hidup sendiri.
47. Penelitian di Australia, pembunuhan dilakukan 86 % oleh laki-laki, 95 % penghuni penjara adalah pria.
48. Penelitian di England, anak laki-laki lebih mudah dibohongi /dipedaya daripada anak perempuan.
49. Wanita lebih berani, lebih dari 55 % wanita memeriksakan giginya secara rutin dibanding 40 % pada lelaki.
50. Wanita secara umum yang lebih menentukan corak dan gaya pakaian yang dipakai
50 perbezaan antara lelaki dan perempuan
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Wife versus Husband Joke 5
Joke 2.
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' he says. 'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling. his four-year-old son comes up and says, `Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!' The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. 'You jerk,' yells the husband, 'my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'
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Wife versus Husband Jokes 4
A husband is watching footie when his wife interrupts, "Honey, the hallway light has been flickering for weeks. Can you fix it?"
He angrily looks at her and says, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Well, what about the fridge door. It doesn't close right"
"Fix the Fridge Door??? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
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"Ok", she says, "then you could at least fix the front door steps. They're about to break."
"I ain't no damn Carpenter and I don't wanna fix any steps," he says. "Does it look like I've got ACE hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough. I'm off to the bar!"
After a couple of hours at the local, he feels guilty and decides to go home and make up with his wife. As he walks up to the house he notice the steps are fixed. As he goes into the house he sess the hall light is working, and as he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed."
"Darling, how'd you get all this fixed?"
She replies: "Well, after you left I was sitting outside crying when a nice young man asked what was wrong. I told him, he offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was to either bake a cake or go to bed with him."
He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied, "Helllllloooooo.......Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"
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Wife versus Husband Jokes 3
Joke 1.
Through a scheduling mix up, a man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. It's late, the train is full, and everyone else is already asleep. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."
Joke 2
There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."
The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,
"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.
"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "
I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"
Joke 3.
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"
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Wife versus Husband Jokes 2
Joke 4.
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
Joke 5.
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."
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Joke 6.
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"
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Wife versus Husband Jokes 1
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Joke 2.
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
Joke 3.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."
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